Chrissy
Erin Buckley

Max
Mindy Raymond

Billy
 Benjamin Walker

Steve
Johnny Dapolito

Chad
David Flaherty

Natalie
Dawn McGee

Amy
Stamatia Berner

Harold
 Robert R. Oliver

Guido
Tim Intravla

Guido's Friend
 Craig Rivela

Guido Posse
 Matt Saccullo

Guido Posse
 Nick Devita

Whiny Patron
 Raymond McAnally

Blond Cleavage Girl
Kelly Jo Johnson